But who's going to wash Benson for me if he gets muddy? If I get him dirty will you and Winnie wash him?

Benson was a TV character from American sitcoms from the 70's. He was a character in Soap and later a spinoff series called Benson. I used to watch it when I was babysitting (late night TV). Benson was the black butler. The series always sticks in my mind. It was very silly but funny. My Jeep is Black and American, reliable but capable of being a bit naughty at the same time, much as was this character. That's how my mind works. Well he has passed his MOT and he's okay for another year so how bad can that be?