Oh, good Lord, I hadn't given an electric wheelchair a thought. She would be an absolute menace in one of those, demanding extra bumpers and 'Mag Wheels'. Perish the thought, I must take this up with her husband just in case.

In America they have a pop star who is making really big news, his name is Adam Lambert … not really my cup of tea, a Google will show you who I mean. A month ago he visited Auckland, my daughter went to see him as a VIP and had a picture taken with him. She has got the cheek of the devil and really doesn't care, I don't know where she gets it from.