…which nature has not favorably endowed! This Sears catalogue may solve your problems!

It resides on the wall in the ladies toilet at the museum Graham. Often , as the door shuts, there is a brief silence then a burst of laughter!

We've moved on since those days.  I wish I'd saved the link to show you, but it seems that the new notion is to have an inflatable bra.  The newspaper articles showed a young woman at work, demurely dressed, but then going for a night out straight from the office.  The transformation was amazing!  She just pressed a little button somewhere and  her bosoms almost fell out of her dress!  The newspaper arranged for a researcher to test this amazing new article of clothing …. the results were not good.  At the end of a night of dancing, the young woman looked as if she had two sets of bosoms, one on top of the other!   Further research is required of course, and will be reported on here.

Are you putting yourself up for the job Graham?  You may be aware that I am the most non-judgemental character you will ever come across, but somehow I don't see you wearing an inflatable bra.  But there again, it takes alsorts …….

I believe Graham may be contemplating a 'hands on' appointment. Although personally I wouldn't trust him; he would probably only pay the position lip service.

Good Lord. Lucy, carry on that way and you will be fit to bust. However, from there down may be a different matter.