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7:25 am
15th December 09
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Me.
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Post edited 8:27 am – 15th December 09 by Me.
I believe as we get older, then relationships are very important. I have been in one now for several days, and should my wife find out then I am in deeeeeep trouble. 
Forgive the frivolity, I am Me, and I have only joined this forum this morning. I am very confident I am Me, I took a quick glance in the mirror and sure enough there I was. 
I am puzzled: why am I asked to combine the total of the two numbers when I post? It simply doesn't add up. 
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7:48 am
15th December 09
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Ciderman
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Hello Me! Myself & I. To avoid confusion I shall refer to myself in the third person. Michael realises that this is unusual in that he doesn't normally meet Me except in the mirror but it seems that all these years it has not been him but Me. One thing he has noticed is that Me is a fine figure of a chap! 
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Civilisation is a veneer, easily soluble in alcohol.
http://cidermannz.blogspot.com/
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7:53 am
15th December 09
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Admin
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Good morning Me and Welcome!
The number crunching is a way of ensuring that posts are genuine and not from spambots. In other words, to ensure that posts are from humans and not computer generated nonsense.
Hope that adds up now
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8:12 am
15th December 09
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Tom
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Ciderman said:
Hello Me! Myself & I. To avoid confusion I shall refer to myself in the third person. Michael realises that this is unusual in that he doesn't normally meet Me except in the mirror but it seems that all these years it has not been him but Me. One thing he has noticed is that Me is a fine figure of a chap! 
Puts me in mind of the Leonard Cohen song in which he says: “I've looked into the mirrors in numberless places, they all smile back at me with their troublesome faces.”
I always thought that was Me but maybe it was you all along!
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8:12 am
15th December 09
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doreen
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Somebody, somewhere has stared something because you are NOT Me you are you, I am me.
Administer, the computer is a solid it is a thing- matte,r it is humans who generate nonsense. 
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8:15 am
15th December 09
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doreen
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Where is that Blinking EDIT.
My coma slipped.
So blinking early in the morning.
Where is my coffee.
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8:58 am
15th December 09
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Ciderman
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doreen said:
My coma slipped.
So blinking early in the morning.
Where is my coffee.
Doreen, if you have slipped into a coma, it explains a lot!
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Civilisation is a veneer, easily soluble in alcohol.
http://cidermannz.blogspot.com/
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10:12 am
15th December 09
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doreen
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Thak you dear Me…
Die Bewusstlosigkeit that is a coma
,,,,,,, is a comma
Won't make that mistake again (I hope!!)
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7:41 pm
15th December 09
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Me.
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Good evening all.
I am far from convinced the person who claims to post under the name of Doreen, is in fact genuine, it occurs to me she could be an impostor wearing those huge dark glasses.
My thanks to Mr Admin for explaining the reason for the addition, although I hasten request you keep the numbers simple to match my capabilities. I still believe logs are for burning in winter and algebra is a ladies pick me up. 
Michael Ciderman, with you being 'The Third Man', in future I have little option but to think of you as Harry Lime. Now, where's my zither?
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9:53 pm
15th December 09
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I think I know this man Me. If I am correct he will be an invaluable addition to the forum. Doreen knows him too.
Let me whisper it as quietly as a mouse……….
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10:45 pm
15th December 09
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doreen
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Graham said:
I think I know this man Me. If I am correct he will be an invaluable addition to the forum. Doreen knows him too.
Let me whisper it as quietly as a mouse……….
I wasn't going to post again for a while but Graham there was I thinking that Me was Ciderman acting Daft
I know who it is. I am going to get a nibble of cheese and sit out on those cold winter steps.
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11:04 am
23rd December 09
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I spotted it straight away of course, being the clever person that I am. All that's happened is he's left his middle out. This either means we've got a new, slimmer version of the original or he's only half the mouse he was. Time will tell
Just as an aside here. I made a post a few minutes ago in which I quoted the title of a Website that included a swearword. I used asterisks of course (the word means a fatherless child). I find that I've reported myself! A little flag popped up telling me that it had been reported to the Editor/Admin! Now I'm not one to use foul language (although there are a few choice words I have been known to mutter under my breath) so I will give myself a yellow card and stand in the corner for a while
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12:55 pm
23rd December 09
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doreen
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”I will give myself a yellow card and stand in the corner for a while” wrote Lucy
Lucy I will join you.
Though I would never swear in public I do have a very naughty one consisting of 3 words (S,P&G) which I often use to ease a situation.
…and as for relationship, it is also my sad time of year so I am keeping my mind busy and trying hard to show a happy me (not ME)
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6:42 pm
23rd December 09
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Ciderman
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When I was seven years old, I discovered a really bad word! My dad was shocked and my mother clutched her mouth!
It was…
It was…
It was…
Ready for it? I'll get expelled from the forum!
District nurse!
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Civilisation is a veneer, easily soluble in alcohol.
http://cidermannz.blogspot.com/
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